Kidnapped, held for ransom... replaced T_T

So,

My English teacher would FLIP out at me if he saw that I just started this blog entry with "So," he really hated the word so... hmm *waves* Hi Mr. Sanderson, hope things are good with the wife and your son *smiles brightly*

You may have noticed the last time I posted was August 30th shortly after that post my beloved and most treasured Litapple was taken from me. I received the following.

INSERT NOTE HERE

yeah.. I dont have a pic of it yet shh

I have since needed much time to recover from what ensued, in short ~~ she was taken away from us ladies and gentlemen ~~ never to be seen or heard of again, many tears have been shed however; today is a day to rejoice, to move on, to learn to love again.

Mah cup...she was empty and viola! She is full again looooook <3333
<---- Here you can see the new roots growing, very strong looking ones...or rather you could see if I had a camera that didn't suck I suppose this phone camera has to be replaced?
<---- Here you can see mold forming on the leaves that were exposed to too much water, remember kids, pineapples grow in climats where very little water falls each year places like Hawaii

It's okay though, you just pull that crud off and then go get yerself a nice mug-o-coffee and start planning your next move... new home... yeah...

*cough*

lets take a look at the process of coffee shall we?


yeah..

Coffee is good for times when you have to make decisions and you long ago learned that you are quite incabable of doing so? Yeah... good for those times...

ooooh yeah

*cough*

what? O_O

So having known my Dad as long as I have and knowing the people who frequent this house and often shop here...
I didn't bother to look for a shovel 0r spade or whatever, I just went straight for the kitchen utensils... I mean, no one ever cooks here just me and I don't care if i have to clean a little dust off a BBQ spatula that gets used 2 times a year so I dug a little hole and planted this bad girl ;)



Hmm maybe this pic should be up there and that pic down here I don't know... I don't care, just pretend I put them in the right spots okay? ^_^"




Well once again I have made an enormous post, let it be known that a new Litapple has taken place in our lovely garden... It shall grow and be loved, and transplanted when I move.

By the way David, congratulations, you are a Daddy!!

I'll try to get a post up before hand but just in case I dont, I want to wish our small collection of readers a very happy Christmas, hope you find a way to feel good, and uh... get all the crap you wish for this year... selfish buggers...

*cough*

sorry...

can I go back to bed now? yeah? kay...cya