Making Babies is fun.

So you think we are insane and you love it?

So you want to grow your own babies?

Well here's a simple and profound warning, as with all babies they take time, attention and love.

The first step is to get together some cash, not a lot, and then once the financial future of your baby is secured, you will have to think of a name, because with out a name and a lot of love, it just won't happen.

1. Go to a store and buy the following,

- 1 beautiful and delicious Pineapple
- 1 8in or 12in pot to grow your baby in (8in is okay to start but eventually 12in will be needed, that is just how much space they need to grow)
- 1 bag of soil, enough to fill your pot and keep some to add to your pot from time to time.
- 1 container of your favorite ice cream (not necessary but really, its for the best)

2. When you arrive home, think about happy baby thoughts, all the wonderful things you will do when your baby arives and how you will help it to grow.
3. Firm and gentle, you must twist the top off of your new Pineapple this is really the easiest and best way of starting the roots to grow.
4. Peel off the first few layers of leaves near the base of the pineapple top, you might notice little roots there already, thats good.
5. Take your pineapple top and place it in a dark cupboard upside down to let it dry for about a week. This will allow the top to heal and prepare for growth.
6. Eat some ice cream, and count the days, try not to forget about your pineapple top, cause then it dries up and is useless, and you have to go back to the store and find another perfect parent for your baby, this is not always so easy.
7. Now you may take another layer of the small leaves off the bottom of your pineapple top or you may leave it the way it is, then you can either place it in some water to start the roots growing or you can plant it directly in its new home.
8. Now it depends where you live and what time of year it is, to see where you will place your new plant. NO FROST, it will die. During summer, set your plant on a sunny porch or bury the pot in your garden. When you first remove your plant from your house, keep it in a semi-shaded spot for several days to prevent sunburn.
9. You can also keep your plant indoors, where it will be warm, and have sunlight, and you can remember to water it every week or so.^_^
10.Enjoy life. eate ice cream and pineapple and remember to have a lot of Love in your house, and never raise your voice, water your pineapple once a week, in nature they need less than 20in rain annually, so don't over water it. It can take up to 3 years to get your baby to grow, but sometimes it's faster. Like one year. O.o

(you can use fertilizer if you wish, follow instructions on fertilizer package for shrubs)